Monday, October 24, 2005

Of relationships that turn sour...

...and people who bear the brunt of it!

One of my friends is writing a case study on the relationship of solution providers and customers. This post is dedicated to all the stakeholders involved in such relationships. The story goes thus...

As is the case with any solutions provider and customer, things start off very brightly. The customer is extremely happy with the solution, the solution is implemented in a grand scale, the solution saves the customer a lot of time and earns a lot of profit, the solutions provider too earns a profit as he gets more projects from the customer. The customer goes to the extent of calling the provider, a partner in its IT ventures.

In the background, the stakeholders know the exact reason for this success, of both the customer and the provider. The customer completely trusts the provider and the ideas he brings forth. The provider knows that the reason for his success is a lack of an IT backbone from the customer's side. As in, the customer does not a strong IT department. The customer is completely dependent on the provider for the solution.

As time goes by, it is but natural that the customer decides on a parallel venture - hiring its own IT professionals. The motive, probably hidden to the provider, is to judge the solution that has been implemented. At this juncture, please understand that the provider can do nothing even if he realised what the motive was. He cannot back out of this one venture as there are a lot of things at stake here. One wrong move and it can be a complete loss to him. All the provider can do is sit back and watch. And hope that the end result of this is that there will be someone else apart from him to take the rap, if there ever is a necessity.

As he sees the scene at the customer change day by day, he probably will also notice changes in behavior of the customer. Bonds that earlier were something more than professional will begin to weaken. People decide to change opinions. Rather, they develop different opinions. All this could happen because of one strongly opinionated person sitting at the top overseeing the daily affairs. This one person can then bring in more such people. The idea already implanted in their brain - the solution is mostly of inferior quality and we need to improvise upon it henceforth.

Such things harm relationships more than just a contractual agreement. The employees that work together, from both the customer and the provider, can no longer be indiscreet about their opinions. Diplomacy takes over in day to day affairs. Bureaucracy, rather than efficiency, becomes the key ingredient in all the stakeholders' professional lives. There is discontentment amongst the providers's team members and the oppressive nature of the customer's folks will have nothing to stop it. It will move forward like a hurricane - without a care in the world.

All of a sudden, the partnership no longer ceases to exist and the solutions provider becomes a solutions vendor. (Non-techies: The difference between a provider and a vendor is that, a provider helps the customer come up with a solution and implements it whereas a vendor just implements a solution that the customer has come up with. Many would say, how does what you do matter as long as you earn a profit. But it is completely different. The ball lies in completely different courts.)

When you analyze the above scenario, one thing that would come to anyone's mind is, how does one decide that a solution is "inferior"? It is not like a calculus problem where you decide how efficient a solution is depending on the method used to arrive at the end result. When your solution is supporting a business and the business is quite satisfied with what they see and use (remember, no one is completely satisfied; not even the one who dates Angelina Jolie! :P), is it right to call the solution inferior? If the business is not happy with what they see, then being completely judgemental about the solution is justifiable.

This would in turn, probably decide the fate of upcoming projects (read above about the ball!). Because of the hasty (??!?) / opinionated judgement of one person. Truly maybe, you cannot be friends once you have broken up!

This is probably a very hasty ending to this post. The intention is to let you all come up with an analysis of this situation and decide whether what happened was right or wrong.

P.S: All who thought this was going to be a sentimental post about some relationship of mine that went sour, paaahaaaah *points fingers and laughs*. You should know me better than that!

Friday, October 21, 2005

Roadtrips in California...

It has been eight months since I moved to Southern California. People told me the place is very beautiful albeit hot. Every place I visited here in So Cal (please note that it is limited to Orange, Garden Grove, Anaheim, Irvine, Foothill Ranch, Escondido and San Diego) has been scorching hot. The temperature has reached almost 100F on many occasions.

But, I have had a different experience over the past two weekends. Two weekends ago I visited Lake Arrowhead. It is a small community in the San Bernardino mountains (a twenty mile drive uphill!). The place is awesome. Kind of like the places you would see in movies like Dante's Peak, where everyone knows everyone else. The temperature, well was not quite So Cal like. It was very very cold. I would roam about Orange County wearing just a cotton t-shirt and jeans. But, this place was cold, the pullover I had carried with me was not enough. Felt a wee bit like New Jersey in the late winter and made me a little nostalgic.

Last weekend I went to Big Bear Lake, again in the San Bernardino mountains. A bigger community than Lake Arrowhead and the temperature way lower. It was 40F there. My friends and I were literally shivering. I ate probably the best pizza I have had yet in the local pizzeria - Village Pizza something. I enjoyed pineapple on my pizza for the first time. We decided to hit one of the local sports bar - Sandy's Sports Bar. A very different experience for me. The sports bars I have visited so far (Lucky Strike and Dave and Buster's) had a totally different ambience. I saw incessant rains for the first time in eight months. All in all, I have had two very fun weekends.

Later on today, I am headed to the Bay Area - San Francisco to be precise. My aunt, cousin and a friend(she is in India now for a vacation!) live close by. I will not be able to visit them. Our schedule is very hectic. I hope this roadtrip will be as nice as my previous two ones.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

A Day in the Life of an American Desi Bachelor

  • Shut off three alarm clocks before finally opening my eyes. [No Mom waking you up with a cup of a hot beverage of your choice.]
  • Curse my stars while I make my bed. [No Mom again!]
  • Make the beverage of my choice. [Read above.]
  • Switch channels on my TV till I find traffic watch on one of the early morning news channels to see which freeways are clogged and what alternate routes to take, while drinking my beverage. [No reading the cartoons in the newspaper anymore. :(]
  • Ponder over what has to be eaten for breakfast - Bread and Peanut Butter/Jam or a Plain Toast or a Bagel or hit the nearest fast food joint to eat the same. [Damn, I miss those Idlis and Dosas and Rottis!]
  • Oh S***! It is 9AM already and I have a meeting at 10. Doh!!! [I miss your reminders mom.]
  • God Dammit...my clothes aren't pressed. [So nice to be in a typical Indian joint family where there are a lot of people to take care of all your needs and demands. Why did I move here??]
  • I hate this freeway. I should have taken the surface streets. It would have been faster. Maybe, I should move closer to the office. The rent is a little higher, but I won't have to go through all this. [Not quite a difference for Bangloreans or Mumbaiites.]
  • (Whispering) Sorry boss. The freeway was clogged. I should avoid this freeway from now on. Errr...I have one question. What is this meeting about? [I don't have a Blackberry to remind me of meetings from home. How can I remember what the agenda of a meeting is? It is the company's fault!]
  • Coffee Time! Dude, let's go to the 8th floor. The coffee machine is much better there.
  • It is 12PM already. I haven't even checked my mails. [Will there be any interesting mail in my inbox that will brighten the rest my day up? How much I miss the forwards that were being circulated almost everyday in college! Damn corporate security. What harm can a jpg or a 2MB movie file do?]
  • Why hasn't anyone sent me any mails? Have I been forgotten by all my buddies?
  • Lunch Time! Fast food joint next to the office or the Indian restaurant which is a 20 minute drive away? [Tough choice! Hehehe...]
  • Back to my e-mails.
  • I hate the time difference. All the guys will be sleeping. No one to talk to. :((
  • Yes Boss. Working on the bugs to be fixed. The Dev team will have them tonight. I will have a conf call with them and tell them to send us another build first thing tomorrow morning. [There goes my plans of having coffee with that cute BA.]
  • Forget the build. I want to have coffee with her. Saunter to the nearest Starbucks.
  • (On the phone) Dude, you will not believe where I am right now. Let me get back to the office and then I will give you the details. We will work on the bugs later.
  • I better get working on the bugs. It will be my a** this time. [Coffee was awesome. Maybe, I should ask her out to dinner sometime.]
  • Finally, a decent forward. Something nice in my inbox. [God bless you dude!]
  • Will the boss notice me if I head home now? It is 530PM already. Maybe, I will stay back for a while and go for the happy hour with the rest of the folks. [Why are there so many bugs? Looks like I will have to work late from home if I have to get the build tomorrow morning!]
  • Beer!
  • More beer!
  • Better drive slowly and carefully. [How much did I drink? How much will my BAC be? I think I am ok. I never worried about this back in India. How much I miss the binging at Peco's and Styx!]
  • Where did all the food I cooked go? I possibly couldn't have eaten so much in just two days. I don't want to cook now. [I never ate leftover food in India. I miss you mom! I wonder if she will fly down here for a few days? Hmmm...I will call up and find out.]
  • Oh S***! The conf call!!!!
  • Why do the developers ask so many questions? It is the middle of the night here. They should understand our situation here.
  • Let me hit the sack now. Tomorrow is going to be more hectic than today. [When should I ask that BA for dinner? This Friday maybe...]
P.S.: Most of these situations are fictitious. Don't make any assumptions as to which ones are not. I am pretty sure you will get it all wrong.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Me, me and only me!!


This is me on the way back from Escondido. Posted by Picasa

Escondido is a beautiful city, about 35 miles north of San Diego. It has the San Diego Wild Animal Park. A very beautiful place. This shot was taken by a friend of mine.